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           Deidara quietly eyed the cold desert that Hidan was greedily eating. He licked his lips as his stomach growled again, “Can I-”          “No.” He pouted          “Please Hidan! Only one bi-”          “No.”          “But-”          “No.”          “But-”           “No.”           “But-”           “Fuck no!” he yelled, shoveling a scoop into his mouth.            “Bu-”          “Say, ‘but’ one more time,” he gripped his scythe, “I swear, I’m gonna sacrifice you to Jashin-sama!