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Itachi: -walking through town-
boy: hey MR.
Itachi: what?
Boy: how are men able to give birth? Does it come out of their butt? Or their penis? Or do they just puke it out?
Itachi: you have to get a C-section
boy: what’s that?
Itachi: when they cut you open and they take out a baby.
Boy: I see...-runs off-
Itachi: strange boy

-at boy’s house-
boy: okay, so you just take the knife and cut me open with it -hands over knife-
friend: -nods-

-next day at funeral-
kisame: this is all your fault you know.
Itachi: .....
i made this at around 12:00 pm on a school night. isn't this weird or what?
my friend said this was funny and her boyfriend said it was disturbing...
oh well, just comment on what you think of it.
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I don't think Weasel-Chan knew that men couldn't have kids...


Silly Weasel! Dango is for kids!